Hi. This is Skipper the Squirrel writing on behalf of grey squirrels everywhere.

If it’s not too much of an imposition, could you please put a few more peanuts in your birdfeeder? Oh, not that we don’t appreciate the sunflower seeds. It’s just that sunflower seeds day in and day out are, well, boring. While you’re at it, a few almonds, walnuts and pistachios wouldn’t taste bad either.

So please take a little of your hard earned cash, say, the money you would spend on Girl Scout cookies and spend it on your cute, fury friends, the squirrels. I mean, look at you. Do you really need Girl Scout cookies?

Thank you.